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Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - CD
  • Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - CD

Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - CD

28 tracks. Zero shame. All heart. This ain’t background music—it’s a full-blown, whiskey-soaked, rhinestone-studded emotional rollercoaster straight from the screen to your soul. Featuring original songs written and Read more

28 tracks. Zero shame. All heart.

This ain’t background music—it’s a full-blown, whiskey-soaked, rhinestone-studded emotional rollercoaster straight from the screen to your soul.

Featuring original songs written and produced by Amanda Richards & Stephen Freeman Moore and performed by the cast, the Whiskey Dixie & The Big Wet Country soundtrack swings from dive bar ballads to gospel-tinged chaos, outlaw anthems to tender gut-punches. It’s the sound of redemption with a tambourine and a body count.

Perfect for late-night drives, bad decisions, crying in the tub, or singing your damn lungs out with people who get it.

This is not a phase. It’s a soundtrack. Play it loud. Sing it filthy. Mean it.

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Whiskey Dixie & the Big Wet Condom
  • Whiskey Dixie & the Big Wet Condom

Whiskey Dixie & the Big Wet Condom

Red Foil. Latex. Poor Taste. Perfect Timing. Protect your junk with a little Big Wet wisdom. This Whiskey Dixie-themed novelty condom features Dick Princess’s cartoon “O” face front and center, with Whiskey’s iconic Read more

Red Foil. Latex. Poor Taste. Perfect Timing.

Protect your junk with a little Big Wet wisdom.

This Whiskey Dixie-themed novelty condom features Dick Princess’s cartoon “O” face front and center, with Whiskey’s iconic fishnets and boots kicking skyward in true cinematic fashion. Printed along the side? The unforgettable lyrics from the STD Song that started it all: “Wrap yer bone” • Red foil packaging for maximum flair • Standard latex • One-size-fits-most

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Whiskey Dixie Trucker Cap – Red & White
  • Whiskey Dixie Trucker Cap – Red & White

Whiskey Dixie Trucker Cap – Red & White

This ain’t your average trucker cap. This red-and-white classic features a screen-printed Whiskey Dixie logo in bold red font across the front panel, this hat says “I’ve seen some things, sang some songs, and may have Read more

This ain’t your average trucker cap. This red-and-white classic features a screen-printed Whiskey Dixie logo in bold red font across the front panel, this hat says “I’ve seen some things, sang some songs, and may have accidentally joined a redneck cult."

With breathable red mesh, a snapback fit, and just the right amount of outlaw energy, this cap is made for long drives, dive bars, and questionable decisions that turn into great stories.

One size fits most. Attitude sold separately.

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Whiskey & Dick Princess Bandana – 20” x 20”
  • Whiskey & Dick Princess Bandana – 20” x 20”

Whiskey & Dick Princess Bandana – 20” x 20”

A red flag you’ll wear with pride. These black-and-white, 20” x 20” screen-printed bandanas are loaded with icons from the Big Wet Universe: vintage microphones, cowboy boots, guitars, Hitachi Magic Wands—and one Read more

A red flag you’ll wear with pride.

These black-and-white, 20” x 20” screen-printed bandanas are loaded with icons from the Big Wet Universe: vintage microphones, cowboy boots, guitars, Hitachi Magic Wands—and one unforgettable Whiskey & Dick moment that changed dive bar history forever.

Wear it on your neck, your head, your altar, or your microphone stand. Fold it into your boot. Frame it above your bed. Or keep it in your glove box for spontaneous bad behavior.

Bold. Filthy. Sentimental. Collectible.

Limited run. Unlimited uses. Screen printed with sin & sincerity.

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Three Inches of Dick Princess Vinyl Sticker

    Three Inches of Dick Princess Vinyl Sticker

    Spice up your life (and your laptop) with our 3” vinyl sticker starring the one and only Dick Princess—boots up, attitude loud, and ready to raise some eyebrows. Featuring the classic Whiskey Dixie logo and our favorite Read more

    Spice up your life (and your laptop) with our 3” vinyl sticker starring the one and only Dick Princess—boots up, attitude loud, and ready to raise some eyebrows. Featuring the classic Whiskey Dixie logo and our favorite bad decision in mid-thrust of glory, this sticker is built for laptops, water bottles, guitar cases, or anywhere else you want to slap a little unhinged fun. • Durable, weatherproof vinyl that sticks through thick and sin • Bold colors and bold choices • Guaranteed to start conversations or at least confused stares

    Stick it. Flaunt it. Regret nothing.

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    Whiskey on Wheels – 3” Vinyl Sticker
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    “I Love You” – Paul & Whiskey 3” Vinyl Sticker

      “I Love You” – Paul & Whiskey 3” Vinyl Sticker

      Get your hands on a whole lotta inappropriate affection with this 3” vinyl sticker featuring Paul enthusiastically motorboating Whiskey—because nothing says “I love you” like bad decisions and worse boundaries. Printed on Read more

      Get your hands on a whole lotta inappropriate affection with this 3” vinyl sticker featuring Paul enthusiastically motorboating Whiskey—because nothing says “I love you” like bad decisions and worse boundaries.

      Printed on tough, weather-resistant vinyl, this one-of-a-kind design is perfect for laptops, water bottles, instrument cases, or anywhere else that could use a little more chaos and commitment. • Bold art with a tender message (if you squint) • Durable vinyl built to survive the elements—and the judgment • A romantic gesture for the emotionally unwell

      Stick it loud. Stick it proud. Love is weird.

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      “I Love You” – Paul & Whiskey 3” Vinyl Sticker

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      “I Love You” – Paul & Whiskey 3” Vinyl Sticker
      Clamp RonJovi – 3” Vinyl Sticker of Pure Patriotic Mayhem
      Three Inches of Dick Princess Vinyl Sticker
      Whiskey Goes Hard – 3” Vinyl Sticker
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      Whiskey Goes Hard – 3” Vinyl Sticker

        Whiskey Goes Hard – 3” Vinyl Sticker

        Turn up the heat and the volume with this 3” vinyl sticker featuring Whiskey in her iconic rap ensemble: gold booty shorts, fishnets, and a cowboy hat with more attitude than your ex’s last voicemail. This high-gloss, Read more

        Turn up the heat and the volume with this 3” vinyl sticker featuring Whiskey in her iconic rap ensemble: gold booty shorts, fishnets, and a cowboy hat with more attitude than your ex’s last voicemail.

        This high-gloss, heavy-duty sticker brings the sass, the swagger, and a whole lotta Big Wet energy—perfect for pimping out your laptop, water bottle, road case, or questionable life choices. • Durable, weatherproof vinyl for long-lasting debauchery • Fierce, flashy, and fully committed to the bit • Warning: may inspire spontaneous twerking

        Stick it. Own it. Let Whiskey lead the hoedown.

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        Barb’s Highlife Horror – 3” Vinyl Sticker

          Barb’s Highlife Horror – 3” Vinyl Sticker

          She found it in the bus tub under the bar. It was still kinda cold. And yes—there were cigarette butts floating in it. But Barb chugged it anyway. This 3” vinyl sticker captures the wild spirit of everyone’s favorite Read more

          She found it in the bus tub under the bar. It was still kinda cold. And yes—there were cigarette butts floating in it. But Barb chugged it anyway.

          This 3” vinyl sticker captures the wild spirit of everyone’s favorite unfiltered auntie: Barb, mid-swig, mid-regret, and mid-glory. Equal parts disgusting and legendary, this sticker is perfect for coolers, toolboxes, bar bathrooms, or anywhere you want to honor a true dirtbag diva. • Durable, built to last, unlike Barb’s liver • Trashy, classy, and a little bit ashy • Guaranteed to start a story or end a party

          Barb’s a freak—but she’s our freak. Slap her proud.

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          Clamp RonJovi – 3” Vinyl Sticker of Pure Patriotic Mayhem

            Clamp RonJovi – 3” Vinyl Sticker of Pure Patriotic Mayhem

            Crank it to 11 with this 3” vinyl sticker of Clamp RonJovi—banjo blazing, fur coat flapping, and American flag shades shining like the freedom-fueled fever dream he is. Whether he’s shredding at a roadside honky-tonk or Read more

            Crank it to 11 with this 3” vinyl sticker of Clamp RonJovi—banjo blazing, fur coat flapping, and American flag shades shining like the freedom-fueled fever dream he is.

            Whether he’s shredding at a roadside honky-tonk or crashing a 4th of July cookout uninvited, Clamp brings star-spangled chaos wherever he goes. Stick him on your gear, your cooler, your cousin’s truck—whatever needs more banjo and bad decisions. • Weatherproof vinyl for your rowdiest surfaces • Iconic outlaw fashion meets hillbilly heartthrob • Warning: May cause spontaneous yeehaws

            Red, white, and rowdy—Clamp RonJovi is always in tune with trouble.

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            Whiskey on Wheels – 3” Vinyl Sticker

              Whiskey on Wheels – 3” Vinyl Sticker

              Buckle up, buttercup. This 3” vinyl sticker features Whiskey behind the wheel of her iconic 1959 black Thunderbird convertible, wind in her hair, fire in her eyes, and her trusty Hitachi magic wand riding shotgun. Equal Read more

              Buckle up, buttercup. This 3” vinyl sticker features Whiskey behind the wheel of her iconic 1959 black Thunderbird convertible, wind in her hair, fire in her eyes, and her trusty Hitachi magic wand riding shotgun.

              Equal parts muscle car and menace, this sticker is made for laptops, water bottles, guitar cases—or the glovebox of your own questionable ride. Wherever you stick it, expect sparks to fly and decency to die. • Weatherproof vinyl for high-speed debauchery • Classic car, classic chaos • Empowerment never looked so unhinged

              Whiskey’s driving, and your morals are in the trunk.

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              Trish Ain’t Done – 3” Vinyl Sticker

                Trish Ain’t Done – 3” Vinyl Sticker

                Meet Trish in her final form: standing on the bar, shotgun in hand, and screaming, “I am not done talking yet!” This 3” vinyl sticker captures the exact moment diplomacy died and pure backwoods fury took the mic. Perfect Read more

                Meet Trish in her final form: standing on the bar, shotgun in hand, and screaming, “I am not done talking yet!” This 3” vinyl sticker captures the exact moment diplomacy died and pure backwoods fury took the mic.

                Perfect for flasks, toolboxes, dive bar jukeboxes, or your ex’s mailbox, this sticker is for anyone who’s ever been cut off—but refused to shut up. • Weatherproof vinyl built to withstand beer spills and bad choices • High-octane attitude in a compact 3” riot • Not for the faint of heart—or hearing

                Trish isn’t finished—and neither are you. Stick it loud. Stick it proud.

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                Trish Drops Truth – 3” Vinyl Sticker

                  Trish Drops Truth – 3” Vinyl Sticker

                  Serve it straight—just like Trish does. This 3” vinyl sticker features everyone’s favorite no-nonsense bartender mid-eye-roll, standing behind the bar and correcting the record with her iconic line: “Actually, it’s called Read more

                  Serve it straight—just like Trish does. This 3” vinyl sticker features everyone’s favorite no-nonsense bartender mid-eye-roll, standing behind the bar and correcting the record with her iconic line: “Actually, it’s called a vulva.”

                  Perfect for water bottles, laptops, bathroom mirrors, or anywhere that could use a little anatomy lesson with a side of sass. • Durable, weatherproof vinyl for long-lasting feminist rage • Small but mighty—just like Trish • Guaranteed to make someone uncomfortable (the dream)

                  Stick it. Educate the masses. And tip your damn bartender.

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                  Whiskey Dick Sticker

                    Whiskey Dick Sticker

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                    Jerry Bar Sticker

                      Jerry Bar Sticker

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                      Jerry Head
                      • Jerry Head

                      Jerry Head

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                      Roger- What The Hell is This Shit? Sticker

                        Roger- What The Hell is This Shit? Sticker

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