Turn up the heat and the volume with this 3” vinyl sticker featuring Whiskey in her iconic rap ensemble: gold booty shorts, fishnets, and a cowboy hat with more attitude than your ex’s last voicemail.

This high-gloss, heavy-duty sticker brings the sass, the swagger, and a whole lotta Big Wet energy—perfect for pimping out your laptop, water bottle, road case, or questionable life choices. • Durable, weatherproof vinyl for long-lasting debauchery • Fierce, flashy, and fully committed to the bit • Warning: may inspire spontaneous twerking

Stick it. Own it. Let Whiskey lead the hoedown.

She found it in the bus tub under the bar. It was still kinda cold. And yes—there were cigarette butts floating in it. But Barb chugged it anyway.

This 3” vinyl sticker captures the wild spirit of everyone’s favorite unfiltered auntie: Barb, mid-swig, mid-regret, and mid-glory. Equal parts disgusting and legendary, this sticker is perfect for coolers, toolboxes, bar bathrooms, or anywhere you want to honor a true dirtbag diva. • Durable, built to last, unlike Barb’s liver • Trashy, classy, and a little bit ashy • Guaranteed to start a story or end a party

Barb’s a freak—but she’s our freak. Slap her proud.

Crank it to 11 with this 3” vinyl sticker of Clamp RonJovi—banjo blazing, fur coat flapping, and American flag shades shining like the freedom-fueled fever dream he is.

Whether he’s shredding at a roadside honky-tonk or crashing a 4th of July cookout uninvited, Clamp brings star-spangled chaos wherever he goes. Stick him on your gear, your cooler, your cousin’s truck—whatever needs more banjo and bad decisions. • Weatherproof vinyl for your rowdiest surfaces • Iconic outlaw fashion meets hillbilly heartthrob • Warning: May cause spontaneous yeehaws

Red, white, and rowdy—Clamp RonJovi is always in tune with trouble.

Buckle up, buttercup. This 3” vinyl sticker features Whiskey behind the wheel of her iconic 1959 black Thunderbird convertible, wind in her hair, fire in her eyes, and her trusty Hitachi magic wand riding shotgun.

Equal parts muscle car and menace, this sticker is made for laptops, water bottles, guitar cases—or the glovebox of your own questionable ride. Wherever you stick it, expect sparks to fly and decency to die. • Weatherproof vinyl for high-speed debauchery • Classic car, classic chaos • Empowerment never looked so unhinged

Whiskey’s driving, and your morals are in the trunk.

Meet Trish in her final form: standing on the bar, shotgun in hand, and screaming, “I am not done talking yet!” This 3” vinyl sticker captures the exact moment diplomacy died and pure backwoods fury took the mic.

Perfect for flasks, toolboxes, dive bar jukeboxes, or your ex’s mailbox, this sticker is for anyone who’s ever been cut off—but refused to shut up. • Weatherproof vinyl built to withstand beer spills and bad choices • High-octane attitude in a compact 3” riot • Not for the faint of heart—or hearing

Trish isn’t finished—and neither are you. Stick it loud. Stick it proud.

Serve it straight—just like Trish does. This 3” vinyl sticker features everyone’s favorite no-nonsense bartender mid-eye-roll, standing behind the bar and correcting the record with her iconic line: “Actually, it’s called a vulva.”

Perfect for water bottles, laptops, bathroom mirrors, or anywhere that could use a little anatomy lesson with a side of sass. • Durable, weatherproof vinyl for long-lasting feminist rage • Small but mighty—just like Trish • Guaranteed to make someone uncomfortable (the dream)

Stick it. Educate the masses. And tip your damn bartender.